On Universal to Tackle 'The Thing' Remake at 01/29/2009 3:03pm

This is so wrong. The Carpenter version is classic, and cannot be topped with some shitty pop stars of today. I can see it now, that fucktard Zac Effron as MacCready. Fuck you, Hollywood. Get AIDS and die. The 1982 version is still relevant and should not be tampered with.

On Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers Set for 'The Story of Bonnie and Clyde' at 01/27/2009 2:42pm

Ah haaaaaa ha ha ha. This is the most retarded crap I've heard so far today. Is this going to be a PG version showed on Nickelodeon? Just so you know, The story of Bonnie and Clyde doesn't play out like a fairy-tale romance that these twats usually star in. Get some real actors. While you're at it, get a director who's actually worked before. This combination is a recipe for shit stew. I guess that tween girl demographic is too tempting for Hollywood to pass up, no matter how inappropriate the film content is for it.

On 15 Production Stills from Max Payne at 10/13/2008 4:18pm

The only thing that would make me believe in god is if this movie got canceled at the last minute. Mark Wahlberg and angels? Are you fucking kidding me?

On Zombie vs. Shark?! WTF?! at 10/07/2008 1:43pm

How have ya'll missed this one for 20 years. It's a classic. Check out the eyeball puncture scene as well.

On First Look: Jake Gyllenhaal as the Prince of Persia! at 08/12/2008 10:04pm

Ahh ha ha ha... worst casting ever. What a pathetic douche. Just because he was in a gay cowboy movie does not make him a great actor that can do any role. He and his sister are horrible. It reminds me of when Nicole Kidman played an old lady and everyone forgot she is a damn terrible actress. I don't care to research this film any more than this page, but I'm going to assume Uwe Boll is directing.

On Castlevania? Paul W. S. Anderson's Take Is Shaky at 07/16/2008 5:06pm

Not Coppola's Dracula, just plain old Bram Stoker's Dracula. These movies come from a book you know. But yes, since there has been so little variation on any of these vampire films, it should just be called "Dracula, part 347347345829."

On Rumor: Bailey Chase Up for the Role of Gambit? at 12/31/2007 6:41pm

Gambit is a weak character at best, and fanboys need to stop beating off to his pink vest. Gambit is comparable to Boba Fett in nerdosity. He has crappy powers, annoying accent and nothing in the head. How about they try to concentrate on plot, instead of trying to shoe-horn more characters into the film?

On DB(Z?) News: Chi-Chi cast, Shooting Date confirmed at 12/10/2007 6:25pm

Crap ass cartoon = crap ass movie. The Japanese are morons for making this trash, and Americans are even bigger morons for eating it up like it's cocaine-covered doughnuts.

On New Promotional Photos From The Dark Knight at 12/03/2007 11:31pm

What's with the bat-bra?

On If You Love 300, You Might be an Idiot at 10/05/2007 6:18pm

It really doesn't matter what the author thinks of the film, as he seems to be nitpicking, rather than analyzing the appropriate points. One can take the author's stance on basically any movie ever made. Surely, Indiana Jones couldn't have found the real holy grail, right? We need to see the film for what it is, not what one person wishes it was. 300 is a an entertaining film, adapted from a graphic novel, not straight from an historical text. If the filmmakers corrected all the items he pointed out, nobody would have watched the movie. Therefore, it wouldn't have been made. More importantly, I wouldn't have been entertained, which was the reason I paid nine dollars in the first place. This kind of one-sided rant belongs on the 300 posts of IMDb, not taking up space that can be used to inform us of movie news, which is why I came here.