On If You Love 300, You Might be an Idiot at 10/04/2007 01:57am

You know, I felt some of the very same things when I watched Sin City. I mean, it was totally unrealistic, and not at all based in any kind of morality.

There's no WAY a person can actually be yellow and look all crazy like Roark Jr. And I somehow find it very unlikely that Jackie Boy could have held on to the car while Marv was driving it away. And Elijah Wood's character? Come on. You can't go from playing the keeper of the Ring to playing a cannibal! Talk about a gore-fest and a film totally devoid of any moral fiber. The whole film seems to be from Marv's perpsective, and it almost makes you kind of sympathize with him, even though he's a womanizing, murdering bastard. And the gay angle- sheesh! Don't even get me started on how they blatantly portrayed what society deems to be the "appropriate" lesbian character by making Lucille desperately hot. It's all so offensive. Anyone who liked that movie must be a total idiot.

What? What's that you say? You say that Sin City was based upon a comic book? You're joking! Wow. Well, looking it it from that perspective, maybe I should calm the hell down and just enjoy it for what it is: a brilliant adaptation of Frank Miller's work.

Kinda like 300...