On '10,000 B.C.' Will Struggle to Make the Top 3 Its Openining Weekend at 03/09/2008 8:46pm

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/09/bc.boxoffice.ap/index.html

Yikes, #1. Might be time to eat your words...

On G.I Joe at 11/23/2007 4:58pm

It's very difficult to pick up sarcasm from written word, what with the lack of inflection and all. But please tell me that you meant to convey some of it here, because oh my god... this is some serious Uwe Boll shit if its true. I would be surprised if the video you posted actually got funded to go direct-to-video.

On Beowulf Surprises High School English Teachers Everywhere, Is Popular at 11/19/2007 12:16pm

No Country For Old Men opens for wide release this Wednesday. So this weekend wasn't it.

On Annnnnnnnd it is Strike Time! at 11/03/2007 7:46pm

Colbert, Stewart, Jay Leno, and Letterman are actually members of the guild themselves.

On Saw IV at 10/27/2007 09:21am

The beginning and end of the movie both take place after the meat of the story. The meat of the story is sort of a flashback. Did you not get that?

On Did Fox replace Hitman's director to avoid an R-rating? at 10/10/2007 1:43pm

I guess they never actually played any of the Hitman games...

On 16 Films To See Before You...DIE! at 10/07/2007 00:26am

Any list that has Crank as a "must see" is lacking in the validity department. Crank was a crime against humanity,

On Today's Filmwad Rant: Dear Movies, Realistic Depictions of Health Care Please? at 10/01/2007 10:43am

Just about the dumbest idea I've ever heard..ever.

Maybe directors should also be concerned with weaving a short scene into every movie that deals with global warming and the melting polar ice caps!! Didn't you see "An Inconvenient Truth"?! Realistic depiction of health care is retarded when you're not watching a realistic depiction of society. It's a movie, take a chill pill.