On Depp, Hoffman linked to next Batman at 08/02/2008 10:41am

I still say it should be the bank manager from the beginning of TDK. Riddler was a banker, I think, before going crazy (in the original incarnation, not the game designer bullshit) and then there's the whole "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you *stranger*" bit that he went through....Dunno, it just fits, though William Fichtner isn't exactly my idea of the perfect Riddler, heh.

On Depp, Hoffman linked to next Batman at 08/01/2008 05:22am

"It sounds completely kickass. "

Yes, and completely unlikely. National Enquirer? Come on, you could've made up more "official" news by picking random fake headlines out of a hat.

On RocknRolla trailer is out! at 07/26/2008 03:47am

Sweeeeeeet.

On TRANSPORTER 3 TEASER TRAILER~! at 07/26/2008 03:44am

Welcome to almost 2 months ago.

On WALL-E at 06/30/2008 03:47am

Wall-E will get no more than 70, I guarantee it.

On MTV Causes a Stink with Pot Joke at 06/03/2008 06:00am

One of the first times either of them were actually amusing, IMHO...

On Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to Play The Tooth Fairy at 02/27/2008 06:07am

"[...]one of them being that Nia Vardalos is unflappably talented."
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un·flap·pa·ble (n-flp-bl)
adj.
Persistently calm; not easily upset or excited.
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Your English is like The Rock's acting. :P

On Where The Wild Things Are - Leaked Clip at 02/22/2008 05:44am

It has been confirmed. Right at the bottom of the post at your link. Old news:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/19/spike-jonze-responds-to-where-the-wild-things-are-video-clip/

On Far Cry Trailer at 02/14/2008 5:50pm

How come we have seen essentially NO promotion for this movie whatsoever, yet its supposed to be out in a few months...?

On Dark Knight Scene Axed Due to Pollution (Minor Spoilers) at 11/05/2007 2:54pm

LOL@^CV

On Stephen Chow's latest has a new name and street date at 09/28/2007 9:07pm

"Stephen Chow’s son is played by a 9-year-old girl called Xu Jiao. It is said that Xu Jiao is the lead actress in the movie."

His son. 9-year-old girl. What. The. Fuck.

Was there not a single 9-year-old boy on that @#$&%ing contiinent to play the part of, um, a 9-year-old boy?!?

Stephen Chow makes very entertaining movies, and I've seen a lot of what he has done - and multiple times. But dude, Stevie-Boy, we don't need cross-dressing 9-year-olds on our hands, especially when you damn near shave their heads. Got some kind of sick fetish for the freakish alien-head Natalie Portman look? Bad Chow, bad! And I'm not talking about this greasy, slimy cheeseburger I'm wolfing down right now, either.