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On The Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Trailer!!! at 02/14/2008 6:48pm
yes, awesome is also the word that comes to me
On Far Cry Trailer at 02/14/2008 6:46pm
that actually looks pretty good, in a b-grade sorta way.
On Michael Bay talks Transformers 2! at 01/03/2008 8:17pm
Doubtful. Can you imagine the $$$ the bean-counters save when all the cars are donated by GM?
On Dark Knight Leaked Trailer at 12/17/2007 05:31am
Seen talk about this all over the net, unfortunately i think the lawyers got to work pretty quick because i cant seem to find it anywhere. (Theres even been a few where comments were made about seeing the joker but the video has been replaced with a short voice-only teaser!!)
Sorry, your links gone bad like the rest of em.
On Stephen Chow and Will Smith to Remake The Karate Kid at 12/13/2007 11:54pm
oh god no, PLEEASE no. Im not normally one to whine about remakes....but pleease..... go with abattoir17s idea. a NEW movie.
On Michael Bay Gets Back into the HD vs Blu-Ray Debate at 12/06/2007 06:57am
Wouldn't surprise me at all if it were true.
Damn right, I'm glad someone is telling it like it is. After the transformers 2 comment i had a new found respect for Michael Bay.
On First Footage of the "Cloverfield" Monster at 11/21/2007 01:09am
it does kinda look like godzilla. lol
On 4 possible shadow pics of cloverfield monster at 11/18/2007 03:06am
pics would be nice?
On Seth Rogen to star in Kevin Smith's "Zack & Miri Make a Porno" at 11/16/2007 8:07pm
he did say 'ONE OF', which just means they are few and far between. which obviously they are.
On Dragon Ball casting begins...with who!? at 11/14/2007 11:40pm
I dont think they're too bad a choice. The looks are right, James Marsters does have a piccollo-like stare.
dunno about the story though. Hope they dont screw with it too much. (Piccollo part of an alien force, coming to finish gokus job on earth? shouldnt that be vegita and the other saiyans?.... ok ill shut up now)
On Saw is "perfect for Middle Managers" at 10/30/2007 04:05am
I enjoyed the first. It was original. I didnt like the second, and i probably wont watch any more of them.
On DVD Review: Planet Terror, two-disc special edition at 10/27/2007 8:50pm
no cooking school? daaaamn....(...and for a change, im not being sarcastic)
On Harold & Kumar Title Change at 10/23/2007 11:15pm
i dont think i want to, might be too painful
On Happy (Belated) Birthday Jean-Claude at 10/23/2007 06:20am
I dunno, interweb tends to pick nutjobs for memes, JCVD is more of an arsehole than a nutjob from what ive heard.
This may get my movie-geek licence revoked, but can someone explain to me the bloodsport=sequel thing? or atleast give me a link explaining it?
On Harold & Kumar Title Change at 10/23/2007 06:16am
yeah im not liking the sound of that. Im usually pretty open with ideas but i cant find the funny? are they going to have mad stoner terrorists or something? please dont tell me there is going to be a message in it somewhere
On Blomkamp Talks about The Killing of Halo at 10/09/2007 07:50am
Probably for the best. For those that feel bad, maybe go watch starship troopers?
On Sean Astin Calls Goonies Sequel "An Absolute Certainty" at 10/09/2007 00:23am
my god, do they insist on crapping all over EVERYTHING that i loevd as a child? for christ sake get over this remake/sequel crap and make some NEW movies. Just make a kids movie withimagination, storyline and charactor development why they ehll do you have to call it goonies 2? damn
On New Iron Man Poster at 10/06/2007 03:17am
very cool
On If You Love 300, You Might be an Idiot at 10/03/2007 06:34am
I Liked it. Good popcorn flick. Its a movie you can talk in the middle of and still enjoy, Good action sequences. Well its Basically just a big brawl. Like watching the boxing or the wrestling (neither i really like watching, but basically its the same thing)
The hypocritical nature of the story, and the obvious "good vs bad" rhetoric, I didnt mind it. I thought It fit well as some sort of legend passed down from spartan to spartan, obviously biased towards the spartans. Your completely right about the propaganda, It is what it is. But its a spartan war-story being told to spartan warriors before they go to war. Ofcourse its propaganda. Id like to see a second movie told from the persian perspective, and one-eyed towards the persians.
I really dont see it as harmful. You think people in the streets are going to met persians and yell "hey the spartans kicked yo ass!!!! weak bitchs!!!"???
As for why arent the spartans homosexuals in the movie like they were in real life?
well sad as it is, An Action movie like this whose major boxoffice numbers would come from homophobic school-aged jocks and such, wouldnt sell anywhere near as well with its heroes being rampant homosexuals. I wish it was otherwise, i really do, but i believe the majority of the population is not yet ready for a gay action hero.
On Today's Filmwad Rant: Review Some Movies, People! at 09/28/2007 9:35pm
I think some drunk reviews could stand out, gotta love brutal honesty!!
way too much writing to do on a mobile phone. i might leave a notepad in my car though to jot down stuff on the way home that will jog my memory.


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