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| Age: 22 |
| Sex: Male |
| Location: New York City |
| URL: www.idiotsavantonline.blogspot.com |
| Most Anticipated Film: Bloodsport 2: The Quickening |
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| Directors: Bloodsport |
| DVD's: Bloodsport |
Writers' latest Internet gag: Fun with URLs!
The Good, The Bad and What Pete Hammond Said for Dec. 8
A Video Look at Speed Racer and Racer X
Rumor Mill Goodness: Darth Maul is Snake Eyes?
Is your Hulk in my Iron Man?
And Justice League's Wonder Woman is....
The Good, The Bad and What Pete Hammond Said for Nov. 30
Seth Rogen promises to get "buff" for The Green Hornet.
The Joker Is Here! Again!
The Good, The Bad and What Pete Hammond Said for Nov. 23
First "review" of Cloverfield is in! Gather round, fanboys.
The Good, The Bad and What Pete Hammond Said for Nov. 21
Rose McGowan "Intverveiw"[sic] Strikes Back on Barbarella
Cruise's Cameo in Tropic Thunder!
It's not a lion! Time for Cloverfield updates.
Who's helping Kevin Smith Make a Porno?
Two Sneak Peeks Into Harry Potter 6
First "Trailer" for The Forbidden Kingdom
Dragon Ball casting begins...with who!?
First Look at Quinto as Young Spock!
Jason Reitman's all over Jennifer's Body
How Hard is Hitman's R? Not so hard.
And now, the trailer for Valkyrie
Winona Ryder is Spock's...Mom?!
Roman Polanski makes the most of The Ghost
Bruce Greenwood is...that Star Trek dude in the wheelchair!
Strike likely to go into '08
Hitman Strikes Back--with genitals!
Klaatu Barada...Connelly Joins Earth remake
The Curse of the Little Gold Man
Annnnnnnnd it is Strike Time!
Shazam! The Rock is Black Adam
Cloverfield is Cloverfield, zomg
X-Files sequel gets a July release
Zodiac scribe joins Spidey 4
On a live-action Akira
It's alive! IT'S ALIVE: CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE
Daniel Craig signs for Four More Bond Films
The Lust, Caution Blues
DVD Review: Planet Terror, two-disc special edition
SAG's response to the nigh-inevitable WGA Strike
An Afro Samurai Sequel? Lame.
Jackie Chan: Porn Pop Star
Filmwad at CMJ: Day Four/Five
Shutter Island reteams Scorsese and DiCaprio
Hotel Chevalier moves to the big screen
Filmwad at CMJ: Day Three
Adios, Barbarella?
Filmwad at CMJ: Day Two
Here he is, the John Rambo one-sheet
Filmwad at CMJ: Day One
Nic Cage is...The Vanished
FilmWad at CMJ 2007
Jean-Claude Van Damme is...JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME.
The Wedding Crasher Curse
Ten Better "Best Movie Monsters" (#1 NSFW)
Simon Pegg? Scotty. John Cho? He's Sulu.
Clooney and DiCaprio possibly team-up for Farragut North
Tobe Hooper takes on From A Buick 8
Did Fox replace Hitman's director to avoid an R-rating?
Warner Bros. relaunches Terminator series in 2009
Creature pics from The Spiderwick Chronicles
Political Re-Animator sequel stays dead
Game Plan beats out Kid
Today's Filmwad Rant: Confessions of a SciFi Saturday Junkie
FilmWad Fall Preview
On God Still Loves Us Involved With I Am Legend? at 12/13/2007 10:12pm
this is on par with saying "will smith may be involved with the movie he is marketing for release this friday."
On DB(Z?) News: Chi-Chi cast, Shooting Date confirmed at 12/10/2007 8:57pm
bigotry...on THE Internet? No way.
On NY Mag's Top Ten Anti-Christian Films of All Time at 12/07/2007 1:42pm
who can forget mass-market Jesus?
On Seth Rogen promises to get "buff" for The Green Hornet. at 11/30/2007 02:54am
And yes, completely tongue-in-cheek if anyone doubted it.
On Seth Rogen promises to get "buff" for The Green Hornet. at 11/30/2007 02:53am
Funny you mention that. I thought about it, but decided what the hell. I already made the pun--why not just let it speak for itself?
On G.I Joe at 11/26/2007 2:00pm
I really hate to play devil's advocate here, but they won't be able to release jack unless they have Hasbro's say-so or consent to use the character likeness. It's one thing to release a short film for free, but the minute you attempt to profit from a feature using someone else's characters, they're going to want to know why you're not paying royalties.
Then again, I would love to know if iDiC does have the rights to do this.
iDiC kids, you're here right? Mind explaining how you plan to market this?
On G.I Joe at 11/23/2007 5:41pm
...who let this go to the front page?
On CloverField and The Thing connected??? at 11/18/2007 10:37pm
Things I've Learned After Reading That Site:
-Never do drugs and make a blog.
-Never do drugs and make a blog about a movie that comes out in January.
-...wtf is a "whale angel" ?
On Dragon Ball casting begins...with who!? at 11/14/2007 5:26pm
you can actually talk to the editorials? damn, i thought all we could do was write them.
@chad:
Troyer pulls triple duty: Krillan, Chao-zu and Pu'ar.
On Filmwad Breaks it Down: Tuesday November 13 at 11/13/2007 6:13pm
I think I just died on the inside watching the second trailer.
On Bond, X-Files, Angels and Demons All "On the Bubble" at 11/12/2007 10:13am
do the soul plane prequel: Soul Plane 1980
On Robert Goulet dies at 73 at 10/31/2007 10:41am
thanks for that. and yes, good night indeed for the sweet prince.
On First look at the "Predalien"! at 10/26/2007 11:58am
it's better than the red-headed stepchild that was alien resurrection.
On Ben Foster to Appear in 30 Days of Night Sequel? (Spoilers) at 10/18/2007 09:29am
When a studio and a movie love each other very much, they produce sequels. And the sequels begat sequels. And then those turn into straight-to-DVD releases. And then you've got the entire Hellraiser series.
On Halo 3 Pwnt The Heartbreak Kid at 10/15/2007 7:01pm
Halo 3 actually went back in time and cost Ben Stiller the Ben Stiller Show.
On Halo 3 Pwnt The Heartbreak Kid at 10/15/2007 10:44am
Well, when speaking, it is acceptable to say "Owned!"
In print, online and games, one may type "PWNT!" or "I PWN U."
but if you say "PO'NT!" you deserve to be hit.
unless you're cool like me and openly say, "po'ned, motherfucker" when watching someone miss their morning train.
On Potential for Serenity Sequel? at 10/04/2007 4:03pm
alan tudyk is: Hasw, the twin brother!
On Long live the new flesh! at 10/04/2007 10:34am
I think off-hand, the single most memorable scene is the Scanners' "exploding head."
But one of the more underrated films has to be "eXistenZ," even though it plays on similar themes of "Videodrome" like the body morphing, "body sex" and organic weapons. But Cronenberg is the only director who can make the body wonderfully creepy--like a Canadian Shinya Tsukamoto.
On Filmwad Breaks it Down: Wednesday October 3 at 10/04/2007 08:04am
but it was such a popular topic yesterday...
On Filmwad Breaks it Down: Wednesday October 3 at 10/03/2007 6:01pm
I. AM. BEOWULF!
it'll be this season's "tonight, we dine in hell!"


Maria Bello to play Kevin James' wife in Sandler comedy
Michael Crichton legacy lives on
Disney aquires rights to 'Horse Soldiers'
New Poster for 'The Box' Revealed
Paul Weitz in talks to direct 'Little Fockers' for Universal
Six New Images from 'INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS'
Salaries are being slashed in Hollywood
Watch the 'Fame' trailer in HD
Megan Fox has been cast opposite Rouke in 'Passion Plays'
Jackie Earl "Rorschach" Haley to play Freddy Krueger?
'Inglourious Basterds' will compete at Cannes Film Festival
Fox aquires rights to 'The World Without Us'
ShoWest: First Look at New G.I. Joe Footage
Cotillard, Page, Murphy look to join cast of 'Inception'