On Vin Diesel Takes On The Summer B.O. at 08/23/2008 12:04pm

vin diesel is awful. every movie he's starred in is unwatchable. i don't understand how he became such a big thing in hollywood action movies.

On Indiana Jones 5: More Indy, Less Shia at 08/11/2008 02:42am

and that research wasn't done before the 4th installment

On Will Robocop be Rated R? at 07/31/2008 1:29pm

any time aronofsky signs on for a movie, i get excited. it'll be interesting to see how he adapts to doing a studio blockbuster as opposed to his past films, but i for one can't wait to see what type of product he produces.

On Myers is working on Austin Powers 4 at 07/31/2008 1:24pm

enough is enough. i love that when comedians overstay their welcome, they just fall back to doing the same tired jokes. maybe if we're really lucky when he's finished austin powers 6 and shrek 9 he'll bless us with a third installment to the wayne's world series...wayne is 60 and looking to start a band at his retirement community when hilarity ensues!!

On THE DARK KNIGHT at 07/19/2008 12:49pm

haha, touche, king.

On THE DARK KNIGHT at 07/19/2008 03:45am

While it seems like the site is in revamp mode, I'd like to take an opportunity to just point out to you posters that you are borderline illiterate. Punctuation is not random, there is a difference between "to" and "too" (and neither of them is the same as "two"). "Guys" indicates multiple guys, whereas "guy's" shows possession. I don't know why I even opened the editorial, anyone who posts their title in all caps pretty much has no idea what they are doing. Anyway, here's a 30-second edit of the original post

Well the movie was ok , not the great end all be all [of] comic movies . Not even the retarded fanboys were acting to[o] enthusiastic at the end[. ] I liked it [a lot,] the plot was great[,] the [performances] were amazing[,] but it never really seemed to come together for me[.] Maggie "[W]hats her name" was fucking annoying[,] but the Joker was fucking great[. I] [don't] know about Oscar worthy[,] but it was a great performance by Ledger[.] I think it was a[n] incredible movie[,]......and I'm tired of correcting this. I think I've made my point.

Step it up people, if you spend as many hours in front of your computers as I'm sure you do, you can spare the 3 minutes it would take to proofread something you post. Who knows, maybe some of us will actually respect your opinions if you can show you have a 4th grade literacy level.

Or you can just keep saying "fuck" this and "fuck" that and we can all go back to sifting through the rubble looking for the occasional post that is worth reading. Whatever, I don't care.

On Eddie Murphy To Retire From Films at 07/01/2008 12:07pm

only 10 years too late

On Bond, X-Files, Angels and Demons All "On the Bubble" at 11/12/2007 10:08am

Judging by the number of typos in the five sentences you typed, thirdchild, I'm going out on a limb and venturing that you could not write a screenplay better than Soul Plane.


"I'll jump in a write..."

"I can promise it will be at least be better the Soul Plane."

Yeh, god luk in tht screnpleigh.

On FW Hi-5: Invaded! at 08/14/2007 12:04pm

The mastermind behind Howard the Duck? None other than George Lucas. No joke...he was producing godawful movies long before he decided to tarnish Star Wars.

And you forgot to mention the most ridiculous moment of this film: duck boobs.