On Verbinski to Direct "Bioshock" Adaptation at 05/13/2008 6:44pm

...but the game sucked. still. There still isn't a reason to like this game. Having no bugs means nothing. Bully was a great game and had terrible bugs when it first came out for 360. I also don't care WHY the city was underwater because it was BORING.

On Verbinski to Direct "Bioshock" Adaptation at 05/09/2008 10:23pm

Yeah I couldn't possibly think differently than ANTON, the almighty video game wizard who knows all. Are you saying that putting a city underwater is really unique? That's taking a city and not putting it on the moon or in a sky setting, they put it in water. Those are pretty much the first places you could possibly think of putting a city for something SCIENCE FICTION-Y and I just don't think it's that far of a stretch of my imagination for me to sit here and beat off on a bland, slow and UNORIGINAL idea. It's atlantis set in the 50/60s or whenever. You fight the same stupid looking interchangeable guy/girl crazy people with the arm knives and mouths that move like fucking muppets. Not only are they boring LOOKING characters but you are left so unfulfilled after mauling one or two of them down let alone a whole room full of those annoying looking things. And I'm sorry if I don't want to play pipe dream every time I want to xHACKx something. It's stupid. You're stupid. Oh and hey what's so pretty about walking through the same tunnels over and over again? Were you really entertained when you got to CHOOSE what you wanted to do with the little girls? WASN'T THAT SO COOL? Fuck you and fuck Bioshock's boring water physics.
Are you upset that I'm right? Go play rock band with all your boring, unoriginal bro friends, douche bag.

On Verbinski to Direct "Bioshock" Adaptation at 05/09/2008 12:54pm

That game was so very overrated. I honestly don't understand how everyone and their Grandma thinks it's such a wonderful story. A WORLD UNDERWATER! AND YOU GET TO FIGHT THE SAME CHARACTER MODELS THE WHOLE GAME! LET'S THROW IN THE SAME GUNS THAT HAVE BEEN USED SINCE FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS BEGAN! I'd shit in this movie's mouth if it were my girlfriend.

On Robert Townsend to Direct Lil Homiez at 03/17/2008 6:10pm

so it's bebe's kids...

On Another AVP Sequel? at 03/13/2008 4:03pm

Those aren't good enough reasons for me not to love every one of the bloody deaths in this movie. Not that I agree with your plot statement, but who needs an A+ plot in a movie like this? What did the internet expect? Godfather with Aliens?

On Another AVP Sequel? at 03/11/2008 7:56pm

it got a bad rap from every single review site, and anyone I've ever talked to, I think I was the only one who liked it. I just don't say no to a movie with that many baby deaths. Everyone also said Bioshock was a good game...

On No Depp for Doctor Parnassus, a CG Heath Ledger? at 01/31/2008 12:28pm

No way, this is an awesome idea. Bank in on heath's death, Gilliam. At least it will get more press than tideland did.

On Sam Rockwell to Choke on Fox Seachlight at 01/24/2008 6:07pm

Palahniuk isn't an excellent writer so I don't know how that works.

On Sam Rockwell to Choke on Fox Seachlight at 01/23/2008 10:26am

But the book was bad. PLEASE be better than the book...Some have seen cuts of this and say it's ok. I love sam rockwell so that's always a good reason to see a movie.

On LaBeouf talks Indy 4, Transformers 2, Y The Last Man at 01/22/2008 1:36pm

I don't see how that movie could be about anything but sex.

On 10,000 B.C. Website Launches at 01/21/2008 09:21am

WELCOME TO ERF

On First Photos of Mulder and Scully in The X Files 2! at 01/18/2008 5:13pm

why 5 years too late? Like when the show went off the air you're supposed to forget about it? TV shows live on forever in DVD form now. I just hope the DVD boxes go down in price to promote it so I can be happy for two reasons.

On Official Incredible Hulk photos! at 12/28/2007 11:37am

i hope he curb stomps the government

On Ruben Fleischer May Direct Zombieland at 12/15/2007 11:31am

More excited for Z day. Or whatever they plan on doing with the zombie survival guide.

On 10 Most Controversial Horror Films at 10/25/2007 10:39am

haha snake and the rainbow. And I watched it about 20 minutes before I wrote that.

On 10 Most Controversial Horror Films at 10/24/2007 5:38pm

probably not so underground, but forgotten over time, the snake and the rainbow for it's buried alive scenes, and jacob's ladder for it's...Everything.

On Today's Filmwad Rant: It Turns Out that Remake Fever Is Worse than Ebola and Pac Man Fever Combined at 09/21/2007 2:51pm

If all nerds in the US didn't go see a movie, there's enough idiots out there to get the studio's money back. Snakes on a plane probably did ok in DVD sales.

On Today's Filmwad Rant: It Turns Out that Remake Fever Is Worse than Ebola and Pac Man Fever Combined at 09/20/2007 4:46pm

I use to go off on rants like this but finally realized that it was pointless. I snapped out of my angry movie nerd phase and told myself that it doesn't change the original, it doesn't effect ME in any way when these bastardized-and-watered-down remakes of great movies come out, and it surely doesn't hurt to see them. We all realize that you not going to a remake is going to change shit, so you might as well see it and afterwards you can sign on to your respective nerdy messageboard and right a full 5 paragraph essay about how much the remake of "jeremiah johnson" sucked ass. I think without remakes, there'd be nothing to whine about. With no remakes, we'd just have more video game to film adaptations. Do we want that?

On Top 10 Screenwriting Tips at 09/16/2007 09:19am

Don't tell people these secrets of screenwriting. I pay money to hear them from failed directors-turned teachers.

On AVP: Requiem Changes Release Date at 09/14/2007 11:12am

I thought the christmas tie in that was in the avp2 trailer was bad ass. The trailer makes it look good to me, so I'm actually disappointed they changed it.