The Hitman's profile

Age: 30
Sex: Male
Location: Washington, DC
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Most Anticipated Film: Dark Knight, Transformers 2
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Movies: Fight Club, Wanted, Matrix, Memento, Grosse Pointe Blank, Transformers, Aliens, Robocop
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Gobstopper Trailer

By at 03/19/2009 | 0 Comments
Think Hostel + Willy Wonka, with flesh eating Oompa Loompas.  read more

CRANK 2! Trailer is out!

By at 03/16/2009 | 0 Comments
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Trailer for "Twilight"

By at 10/10/2008 | 0 Comments
Some say this is the next "Harry Potter"... read more

Trailer for "The Unborn"

By at 10/10/2008 | 0 Comments
From Michael Bay comes his first foray into the horror genre, "The Unborn." read more

Shatner Responds to New "Trek" Rumors

By at 09/19/2008 | 0 Comments
Many wondered why William "Kirk" Shatner wasn't asked to cameo in the upcoming J.J. Abrams' version of Star Trek...
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Voice-over King Don LaFontaine Dies

By at 09/03/2008 | 0 Comments
At 68 years young, the master of voice-overs, and perhaps one of the most recognizable voices in the entertainment industry has died. Donald LaFontaine was resp... read more

Werewolves Suck... At Least As Movies

By at 08/08/2008 | 18 Comments

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Ten of the Kookiest, Most Ludicrous Comedies of All Time

By at 08/05/2008 | 5 Comments

Since the dawn of time, man has loved to laugh...

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Michael Bay Directs...

By at 08/03/2008 | 2 Comments
What if Michael Bay were to direct some of our favorite classics of all time? Something outside of his normal realm of action?... read more

Max Payne Is Coming!

By at 07/25/2008 | 1 Comments
New poster for Max Payne is out...can you say "Absolute Bad Ass"? I knew you could... read more

Tropic Thunder "Star" Website Goes Live

By at 07/15/2008 | 2 Comments
Tropic Thunder's "star's" site is up and running, with hilarious results. It's exactly what you'd expect from a Ben Stiller character.... read more

On Universal Pictures to remake 'The Host' at 11/20/2008 4:08pm

Ohhhh, so THAT'S what happened to the "Watchmen" squid...it got a different job. Glad to see it's working.

On Talks Underway for 'Old Boy' Scribe at 11/20/2008 3:58pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hollywood needs to leave this ALONE!

And Will Smith in THIS???? No freakin' WAY.

On Star Wars ABC at 10/17/2008 11:59am

It's a TRAP!!
...somebody had to do it, damn it.

On 'I Am Legend' Prequel IS Moving Forward. Umm, why? at 09/25/2008 12:19pm

...words escape me...

On New Star Trek Posters at VegasCon 08 at 08/11/2008 7:57pm

Simon Pegg as Scotty is fuckin' great! That alone will be worth the price of admission.

On Ten of the Kookiest, Most Ludicrous Comedies of All Time at 08/06/2008 2:20pm

Life of Brian is great too, undoubtedly...and Blazing Saddles would've been overkill with all of the Mel Brooks already on there. If anything, maybe drop Spaceballs and replace with Blazing Saddles.

On Michael Bay Directs... at 08/04/2008 7:08pm

LOL, it's one of those guilty pleasures...

On FW wants your VOICE! *Update!* at 08/03/2008 10:57am

Sweet! This should help quell some of people's pissy attitudes...you don't like what you see? Write something better! Kudos, FilmWad Crew.

On DiCarpiro wants to bring "The Twilight Zone" to theaters at 07/25/2008 3:46pm

Ohhhh man! The 80's Twilight Zone Movie was a CLASSIC.

"Wanna see something REALLY scary?" :)

On Rocky Horror Picture Show...Updated? at 07/25/2008 3:44pm

Why?

On RocknRolla trailer is out! at 07/25/2008 3:44pm

Has potential though... definitely looks better than the last thing "King Leonidas" was in: PS I Love You (yes, I did watch the whole thing; yes, it was a chick flick that my girlfriend forced me to sit through; and yes, I did want to gouge my eyes out before, during, and after).

On Another "Harold & Kumar" adventure? at 07/25/2008 3:39pm

Meh. While the first one was freakin' hilarious... the second one seemed very forced and rather uninspired. They would REALLY have to up the ante to make a third installment worthwhile.

On Crank 2 Is Coming...Honest at 07/25/2008 10:09am

Well, there is that...

On Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II! at 07/24/2008 10:48am

YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

On THE DARK KNIGHT at 07/18/2008 1:59pm

I'm mad someone beat me here to post about it because yes, it DOES LIVE UP TO THE HYPE. This was a phenomenal movie...something outside of the typical superhero genre. It finally treats Batman the way the mythos should be treated, grounded in reality, with very REAL consequences and very real fear. It instills a true feeling of hopelessness throughout the movie, and even at the end, you still have the sense that, damn, Gotham City is a f***ed up place...

My friend, who's a die-hard Superman fan and has always, ALWAYS given me sh*t about how much better Supes is than the Bat, finally admitted that THIS movie made him see that Batman is not only a respectable character, but a badass one at that.

The Dark Knight works so well because Bruce Wayne is a man faced with trying to be a protector, and moreover, whatever the city needs him to be...hated, feared, loathed...whatever it takes so the citizens can have both the safety they crave and someplace to channel both their fear and hatred.

Seriously, whatever you're doing, drop it, and go see The Dark Knight. It is sincerely THAT good.

On Hellboy On Inside The Actor's Studio at 07/02/2008 10:19am

"Boo-yahhhh." LMAO

On The 13 Best Movie Robots at 06/30/2008 4:03pm

Where is ED-209????