News > Maxim and Screen Gems team up to bring us Virginity Rocks

Written by: Josh Karp 

Yowza! This one is going to be absolutely terrible. According to Variety, production company Screen Gems has teamed with the bastion of Western civilization, Maxim magazine, to put together what is destined to be the flop of the century. Virginity Rocks revolves around the touching story of a beautiful transfer student who shows up on campus clinging to the (surely false) remnants of her virginity. She manages to stop all of the school sluts from sleeping around. What a mean spirited woman! The end result is somewhat predictable (shockingly). The "popular guy" asks the "school stud" to "take one for the team" and "sleep with the hot virgin." The film will be written by Melissa Carter, and I will not be seeing it. I swear….unless "the virgin" is played by Hilary Duff. Yeah yeah yeah.